My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

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rawwr-im-a-panda:

overheated kitty is overheated

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ofbeastsandthings:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

Britain in a GIFset.

This is the most accurate thing in the history of ever.

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shewillbelubed:

this is the best thing i’ve ever written

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i-am-greg-lestrade:

mid0nz:

mid0nz:

moriarty:

cinnabutt:

wwankin:

hey doesn’t Sherlock have a best friend or something in this show?

John Wazowski

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JOHN WAZOWSKI

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thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

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suisfarouche:

i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanity 

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mariusu:

Playing with Naoko and a roll of paper towels… (by Aurora Lupita)

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covocal:

i want to be so hot that i turn gay people straight

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kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

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deanpendragon:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

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guy:

wow i like u *double taps u like an instagram post*

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