i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them
if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy
I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan
THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE!!
'i'll just have one more scoop'
when you reread a book or rewatch a show/movie and you notice things
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