sexpectinq:

new school year

new alcohol 

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surprisebitch:

sleeping-dogs-lie:

chadleymacguff:

me at my highschool reunion

me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day

me literally

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cravings:

me whenever i drink something from a wine glass

image

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President Barack Obama and the first lady Michelle Obama helped fill backpacks with toys for homeless children at the Inspired Teaching charter school on Thursday. 

A sixth-grader at a Washington DC Charter school elicited laughs from President Barack Obama after she told him she thought the special guest at her school was going to be the singer, Beyonce. 

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tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

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ghosthomo:

photogenic-oatmeal:

I think I live in a fairy tale. 

it’s seeing things like this that make me appreciate the life i live

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photogenicfelines:

(Dejjvid Photography)

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inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

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suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

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