what-mom:

i love you, i whisper to my last chicken nugget as i eat it.

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There are lots of talented people on tumblr. I, for one, am great at pressing the reblog button.

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aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

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malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

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alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

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anassholeontinder:

It was a match

Getting ready to meet up with someone I found on Tinder

Tinder is literally like judging a book by its cover…


in a library full of Nope.

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