strudelactivist:

semperfiandsemperfortis:

we-got-dods-here:

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

OMG yes!

I sang it in my head holy shit

how long did this take

(via dreadreaming)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

(via broral)

(via shouldnt)

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(via broral)

prohibiti0n:

i have abs………..olutely nothing

(via trust)

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

(via verticaliciouss)

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(via broral)

bastille:

Age: 17

Occupation: Dancing Queen

(via fake-mermaid)

(via wheredidthemomentgo)

I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed.

(via everdeenes)

(via joshpeck)

Don’t promise when you’re happy,
Don’t reply when you’re angry and
Don’t decide when you’re sad.

anon (via invhale )

(via fake-mermaid)

shiny-cradily:

A gentle soul that can read the minds of people. It can ferry people across the sea on its back. (x,x)

(via dreadreaming)

h0odrich:

about me

(via shouldnt)

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

This just fucked me up…

(via fake-mermaid)

blackberryshawty:

Me: [makes really judgmental personal comment] but I mean do you; live your life.

(via verticaliciouss)