Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

A novel written by me. (via kelscollins)

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fedorea:

my 1d order:
nick
joe
kevin

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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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h00kedonchr0nics

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

image

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wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

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tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

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10knotes:

What even are cats?

WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

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